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Texting my friend last night
  • Me: I just heard this strange, rather demonic screaming outside my house and now I can hear rustling in the bushes. I wonder what's making all the noise...
  • Friend: I know who's making that noise
  • Me: Wait what you know?
  • Me: Oh no don't say it-
  • Friend: ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LEBOUF